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[alt_millicent]

that was the funniest thing ive ever seen

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[alt_sally_anne]

Oooh you must not have seen Dennis after he tried climbing the slide into the girls' dorm that time.

[alt_millicent]

i try not to look at them. they make me feel like im going to vom.

[alt_pansy]

Dennis is okay to look at if you have to look at one.

[alt_millicent]

yeah hes not too bad but i dont know how the boys sleep at night with him in there

[alt_pansy]

I think Ron said he sleeps under Harry's bed kind of. But it's got to be strange. I wonder if he even sleeps at all?

[alt_millicent]

ugh what if he watches them when they sleep? im glad he cant get into our dorm

[alt_pansy]

Okay, that's just creepy. Please can we discuss this at any other time than NEAR BEDTIME?

[alt_millicent]

what if the library mudblood was hiding under your bed

[alt_sally_anne]

She'd have a job fitting under there. It's not that roomy. Dennis can do it cause he's younger than we are so he's small.

[alt_pansy]

I mean it Millicent... one more word and it's time for Cat Experiments.

I've never seen the library mudblood, have you? Her hair is always in her face. Why doesn't she brush it?

[alt_pansy]

I mean, I've never seen her face.

[alt_millicent]

if you touch my cat ill break your face

you dont want to see the mudbloods face do you? i bet its horrid

[alt_pansy]

Millicent, that was a joke. I quite like Fergus. I threw a paper ball today and he chased it and brought it back to me! Has he always done that?

It must be horrid or she wouldn't hide it.

[alt_millicent]

yeah hes a clever cat except for when he chases his tail. he looks mental when he does that.

[alt_sally_anne]

What did Fergus ever do to deserve that sort of threat? He's a sweetie. Aside from the throwing up in the shoes, and that just means I've gotten really good at the clean-up charm.

[alt_pansy]

He is a sweetie. So I don't want to have to resort to experimenting on him. I like it when he sits on your lap and kneads with his paws like making scones.

[alt_sally_anne]

I like it when he butts his head against my hand to get me to pet him. Which he especially likes to do when I'm trying to write a homework essay.

[alt_pansy]

I was trying to read once and no one was paying attention to him. I was the only one around after a while and he came and laid down on my book!

[alt_sally_anne]

You'll get no argument from me there. I'd much rather share with a vomiting cat than a mudblood, even a useful one.

[alt_millicent]

fergus is usefull. he has soft fur and i always feel better when i pet him. and he keeps my feet warm at night.

harrys mudblood cant do that.

[alt_sally_anne]

I'd say Dennis probably COULD keep your feet warm at night but Pansy's right, it's too creepy for bedtime. And you definitely wouldn't want to pet him.

[alt_pansy]

Can we talk about, say, ANYTHING BUT THIS?

[alt_millicent]

youre so discusting sally-anne. a mudblood in your bed? ugh!!!

[alt_sally_anne]

No in YOUR bed, you're the one with cold feet.

[alt_millicent]

ive got fergus my feet are fine