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[alt_millicent]

that was the funniest thing ive ever seen

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[alt_millicent]

oh harry your so funny. it wasnt embarassed, everyone knows they dont have feelings

[alt_sally_anne]

Oooh you must not have seen Dennis after he tried climbing the slide into the girls' dorm that time.

[alt_millicent]

i try not to look at them. they make me feel like im going to vom.

[alt_pansy]

Dennis is okay to look at if you have to look at one.

[alt_millicent]

yeah hes not too bad but i dont know how the boys sleep at night with him in there

[alt_pansy]

I think Ron said he sleeps under Harry's bed kind of. But it's got to be strange. I wonder if he even sleeps at all?

[alt_millicent]

ugh what if he watches them when they sleep? im glad he cant get into our dorm

[alt_pansy]

Okay, that's just creepy. Please can we discuss this at any other time than NEAR BEDTIME?

[alt_millicent]

what if the library mudblood was hiding under your bed

[alt_sally_anne]

She'd have a job fitting under there. It's not that roomy. Dennis can do it cause he's younger than we are so he's small.

[alt_pansy]

I mean it Millicent... one more word and it's time for Cat Experiments.

I've never seen the library mudblood, have you? Her hair is always in her face. Why doesn't she brush it?

[alt_pansy]

I mean, I've never seen her face.

[alt_sally_anne]

What did Fergus ever do to deserve that sort of threat? He's a sweetie. Aside from the throwing up in the shoes, and that just means I've gotten really good at the clean-up charm.

[alt_sally_anne]

You'll get no argument from me there. I'd much rather share with a vomiting cat than a mudblood, even a useful one.

[alt_millicent]

fergus is usefull. he has soft fur and i always feel better when i pet him. and he keeps my feet warm at night.

harrys mudblood cant do that.

[alt_sally_anne]

I'd say Dennis probably COULD keep your feet warm at night but Pansy's right, it's too creepy for bedtime. And you definitely wouldn't want to pet him.

[alt_harry]

He looked like he had feelings

[alt_millicent]

thats just a trick so youll feel sorry for it. if your too nice to it itll steal your magic so be carefull.

[alt_harry]

I dont think Boot could steal my magic if he tried.

[alt_millicent]

id love to see what your father would do to him if he did

[alt_harry]

I suppose so.

[alt_sally_anne]

I think your cat has feelings, do you think your cat has feelings? Mudbloods are animals, not blocks of wood.

[alt_millicent]

a mudblood isnt worth half of my cat swotty-anne.

[alt_sally_anne]

Is 'swot' the only insult you know or just your very favourite?

And your cat can't go down to Hogsmeade to buy you sweets like Harry's mudblood can.

Though it's a very nice cat aside from the throwing up on shoes.

[alt_millicent]

its not an insult its the truth your a swot.

its not fergus fault that he has a delicat stomach