malfoy

[alt_millicent]

how are your parents doing

dont let them here about the jarveys!!!!!

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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

She's one to talk. Hers found out her name's Millicent and went off on a tear about how she smells bad!

Muley-scent! Hahahaha!!!

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[alt_neville]

Wish we knew what they'd say to the Carrows! That'd be a sight to see.

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[alt_gredforge]

It'd probably end badly for the jarveys. But yeah, that'd be funny to see.

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[alt_ron]

Ha!

Wish we'd thought of that. It would've been a lot funnier if we'd pretended everything ours was saying was meant for the Carrows!

'Were you always that daft, or did your mum drop you on your head when you were a sprog?'
'Never seen anyone ugly as you, bet your mum was a hag!'

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[alt_sally_anne]

Did yours ever come up with a better insult than 'ginger'? Like maybe you'd never noticed you had red hair?

Mine said I had bad breath, greasy hair, and spots, plus also I smelled bad and I probably ate my bogeys. I didn't let it bite me though so I WIN.

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[alt_ron]

Yeah, ours was kind of obsessed with bogeys, too.

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[alt_ron]

Actually, it got loads meaner after we told it it was lame to call me ginger.

That's when it started in our mums.

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[alt_pansy]

Not terribly original, were they?

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[alt_ron]

No, but they made up for it with extra meanness.

Vicious little things, innit?

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[alt_pansy]

Well, that explains why Patil is such a shrew. She must have been a jarvey in her former life.

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[alt_ron]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!