malfoy

[alt_millicent]

how are your parents doing

dont let them here about the jarveys!!!!!

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[alt_blaise]

It's not like any of them were exactly polite.

Did you hear what Goyle's said to him?

Now that was some biting commentary! (Heh.)

[alt_millicent]

goyle didnt even under stand half of it

i cant spel but goyles dumber than a jarvy

[alt_blaise]

They're not even in the same category, Mil.

I think he got the point in the end, though. Or the hand, anywiz.

At least he wasn't stupid enough to turn his back on the thing. Did you see Bundy beating herself with her book, trying to get hers to let go the back of her hair?

I've been telling Goyle he needs to go have Madam Pomfrey look at his hand. But I think he's afraid it would make him late to dinner.

[alt_pansy]

Well, that's awfully hygienic. Eww.

[alt_blaise]

You're not planning to eat off his plate, are you?

[alt_pansy]

...I'm certainly not going to use any of the serving spoons he's touched.

[alt_blaise]

Point.

I think I'll see if he'll let me scourgify it if he still won't go up to the hospital wing.

Of course, it was safer treating jarveys than it will be trying to cast a spell on Goyle.

Speaking of which. Are you and Perks going to Duelling Club tonight? Or is she out after yesterday?

[alt_pansy]

We'll be there. I think at the very least, we've both learned how very important it is to be prepared for anything, and Professor Lestrange is an excellent teacher.

[alt_blaise]

Agreed.

On both points.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

She's one to talk. Hers found out her name's Millicent and went off on a tear about how she smells bad!

Muley-scent! Hahahaha!!!

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[alt_neville]

Wish we knew what they'd say to the Carrows! That'd be a sight to see.

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[alt_gredforge]

It'd probably end badly for the jarveys. But yeah, that'd be funny to see.

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[alt_ron]

Ha!

Wish we'd thought of that. It would've been a lot funnier if we'd pretended everything ours was saying was meant for the Carrows!

'Were you always that daft, or did your mum drop you on your head when you were a sprog?'
'Never seen anyone ugly as you, bet your mum was a hag!'

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[alt_sally_anne]

Did yours ever come up with a better insult than 'ginger'? Like maybe you'd never noticed you had red hair?

Mine said I had bad breath, greasy hair, and spots, plus also I smelled bad and I probably ate my bogeys. I didn't let it bite me though so I WIN.

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[alt_ron]

Yeah, ours was kind of obsessed with bogeys, too.

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[alt_ron]

Actually, it got loads meaner after we told it it was lame to call me ginger.

That's when it started in our mums.

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[alt_pansy]

Not terribly original, were they?

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[alt_ron]

No, but they made up for it with extra meanness.

Vicious little things, innit?

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[alt_pansy]

Well, that explains why Patil is such a shrew. She must have been a jarvey in her former life.

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[alt_ron]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[alt_draco]

My parents are well, thanks. How's your face? A little jarvey told me that it would make the Hogwart's Express take a dirt road.

[alt_daphne]

Millie honestly! It was a laugh in class but there's no reason to keep carrying on.

Though I must say I thought the jarveys were rather fetching, even if they were uncouth. Do you suppose there are any shops in New London that sell them as pets?

[alt_blaise]

Because your parents would be so amused by a jarvey's vocabulary!