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alt_millicent

how are your parents doing

dont let them here about the jarveys!!!!!

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From:

alt_blaise

It's not like any of them were exactly polite.

Did you hear what Goyle's said to him?

Now that was some biting commentary! (Heh.)

From:

alt_ron

She's one to talk. Hers found out her name's Millicent and went off on a tear about how she smells bad!

Muley-scent! Hahahaha!!!

From:

alt_millicent

goyle didnt even under stand half of it

i cant spel but goyles dumber than a jarvy

From:

alt_neville

Wish we knew what they'd say to the Carrows! That'd be a sight to see.

From:

alt_gredforge

It'd probably end badly for the jarveys. But yeah, that'd be funny to see.

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alt_blaise

They're not even in the same category, Mil.

I think he got the point in the end, though. Or the hand, anywiz.

At least he wasn't stupid enough to turn his back on the thing. Did you see Bundy beating herself with her book, trying to get hers to let go the back of her hair?

I've been telling Goyle he needs to go have Madam Pomfrey look at his hand. But I think he's afraid it would make him late to dinner.

From:

alt_sally_anne

Did yours ever come up with a better insult than 'ginger'? Like maybe you'd never noticed you had red hair?

Mine said I had bad breath, greasy hair, and spots, plus also I smelled bad and I probably ate my bogeys. I didn't let it bite me though so I WIN.

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alt_ron

Ha!

Wish we'd thought of that. It would've been a lot funnier if we'd pretended everything ours was saying was meant for the Carrows!

'Were you always that daft, or did your mum drop you on your head when you were a sprog?'
'Never seen anyone ugly as you, bet your mum was a hag!'

From:

alt_ron

Yeah, ours was kind of obsessed with bogeys, too.

From:

alt_ron

Actually, it got loads meaner after we told it it was lame to call me ginger.

That's when it started in our mums.

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alt_pansy

Well, that's awfully hygienic. Eww.

From:

alt_pansy

Not terribly original, were they?

From:

alt_blaise

You're not planning to eat off his plate, are you?

From:

alt_pansy

...I'm certainly not going to use any of the serving spoons he's touched.

From:

alt_ron

No, but they made up for it with extra meanness.

Vicious little things, innit?

From:

alt_pansy

Well, that explains why Patil is such a shrew. She must have been a jarvey in her former life.

From:

alt_blaise

Point.

I think I'll see if he'll let me scourgify it if he still won't go up to the hospital wing.

Of course, it was safer treating jarveys than it will be trying to cast a spell on Goyle.

Speaking of which. Are you and Perks going to Duelling Club tonight? Or is she out after yesterday?

From:

alt_ron

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

From:

alt_pansy

We'll be there. I think at the very least, we've both learned how very important it is to be prepared for anything, and Professor Lestrange is an excellent teacher.

From:

alt_blaise

Agreed.

On both points.

From:

alt_draco

My parents are well, thanks. How's your face? A little jarvey told me that it would make the Hogwart's Express take a dirt road.

From:

alt_daphne

Millie honestly! It was a laugh in class but there's no reason to keep carrying on.

Though I must say I thought the jarveys were rather fetching, even if they were uncouth. Do you suppose there are any shops in New London that sell them as pets?