alt_millicent | (no subject)

ugh what if he watches them when they sleep? im glad he cant get into our dorm

Okay, that's just creepy. Please can we discuss this at any other time than NEAR BEDTIME?

what if the library mudblood was hiding under your bed

She'd have a job fitting under there. It's not that roomy. Dennis can do it cause he's younger than we are so he's small.

I mean it Millicent... one more word and it's time for Cat Experiments.

I've never seen the library mudblood, have you? Her hair is always in her face. Why doesn't she brush it?

I mean, I've never seen her face.

if you touch my cat ill break your face

you dont want to see the mudbloods face do you? i bet its horrid

Millicent, that was a joke. I quite like Fergus. I threw a paper ball today and he chased it and brought it back to me! Has he always done that?

It must be horrid or she wouldn't hide it.

yeah hes a clever cat except for when he chases his tail. he looks mental when he does that.

Yeah, but it's funny to watch when he goes mental. Or when he runs around like his bum is on fire.

What did Fergus ever do to deserve that sort of threat? He's a sweetie. Aside from the throwing up in the shoes, and that just means I've gotten really good at the clean-up charm.

He is a sweetie. So I don't want to have to resort to experimenting on him. I like it when he sits on your lap and kneads with his paws like making scones.

I like it when he butts his head against my hand to get me to pet him. Which he especially likes to do when I'm trying to write a homework essay.

I was trying to read once and no one was paying attention to him. I was the only one around after a while and he came and laid down on my book!

I try to move him into my lap when he does that but he seems to prefer the book.

And he always seems to know when you most don't want to be bothered! I think he's depending on his cuteness.

You'll get no argument from me there. I'd much rather share with a vomiting cat than a mudblood, even a useful one.

fergus is usefull. he has soft fur and i always feel better when i pet him. and he keeps my feet warm at night.

harrys mudblood cant do that.

I'd say Dennis probably COULD keep your feet warm at night but Pansy's right, it's too creepy for bedtime. And you definitely wouldn't want to pet him.

Can we talk about, say, ANYTHING BUT THIS?

youre so discusting sally-anne. a mudblood in your bed? ugh!!!

No in YOUR bed, you're the one with cold feet.

ive got fergus my feet are fine