Private message to Daphne GREENGRASS

[alt_millicent]

Are you really going to marry Auror Crouch?

Because you are stupid, if you do that.

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[alt_daphne]

Oh, Millie. Don't be silly.

If this is still about that "murder" story of yours, I'll remind you that it was just that, a story. What really happened was a training accident, and you're honestly quite fortunate that Barty didn't reprimand you for making the matter public.

Oh, be happy for me, like everyone else.

[alt_millicent]

Do not rhyme at me.

He looks like a skinny drowned rat and you don't like rats.

Also

the name Daphne Crouch is awful and it will turn you instantly ugly.

[alt_daphne]

He does not. He's considered very handsome, and I consider him handsome, as well.

You do have a point about the name, but of course it will be an honour to be Mrs Crouch and that's all that matters.

Millie, what is this really about? Because I thought we'd put that all behind us - or don't you fancy Vince anymore?

[alt_millicent]

No i don't fancy anyone because fancying anyone is stupid.

And this is about you being stupid.

[alt_daphne]

All right, I believe we are finished. Your concerned is noted, however.

Only lunch is over and you really should be off to your next lesson.